121	One To One
1FTR	One For The Road
3CG	Three Car Garage
24/7	24 hours a day, 7 days a week
A/S	Age/Sex
A/S/L	Age/Sex/Location
ASL	Age/Sex/Location
AA	Adios Amigo
AAAAA	American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAMOF	As A Matter Of Fact
AATk	Always At The Keyboard
ABT	About
ACD	Alt Control Delete
ACK	Acknowledged
ACRONYM	Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ADN	Any Day Now
AFAIAA	As Far As I Am Aware
AFAIC	As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS	As Far As I Can See
AFAICT	As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK	As Far As I Know
AFAIR	As Far As I Recall
AFAIUI	As Far As I Understand It
AFAYC	As Far As You're Concerned
AFAYK	As Far As You Know
AFB	Away From Brain
AFC	Away From Computer
AFCPS	Any Fool Can Plainly See
AFDA	A Few Days Ago
AFDB	A Few Days Back
AFK	Away From Keyboard
AFTP	Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
AI	As If! OR Artificial Intelligence
AIH	As It Happens
AIIC	As If I Care
AIR	As I Recall
AIS	As I Said
AISB	As I Said Before
AISI	As I See It
AIUI	As I Understand It
AIW	As It Was OR As It Were
AKA	Also Known As
ALA	As Long As
ALAP	As Late As Possible
AMAP	As Many As Possible
AMF	Adios My Friend OR All My Fault
AMIGA	A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
AML	All My Love
ANFAWFOS	And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD	And Now For Something Completely Different
ANSI	American National Standards Institute
AOL	America On-Line OR Always Online
APAC	All Praise And Credit
ARE	Acronym-Rich Environment
ASAP	As Soon As Possible
ASCII	American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ASF	And So Forth
ASO	And So On
ATB	All The Best
ATM	Automatic Teller Machine OR At The Moment
ATSL	Along The Same Line
ATTN	Attention
ATTYOB	Anything That Turns You On Baby
AWCIGO	And Where Can I Get One
AWGTHTGTATA	Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA	Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWHFY	Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWOL	Absent Without Leave
AWS	As We Speak
AWYR	Awaiting Your Reply
AYBABTU	All Your Base Are Belong To Us
AYCOOYM	Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind
AYF	All Your Fault
AYK	As You Know
AYOR	At Your Own Risk
AYPI	And Your Point Is
AYT	Are You There?
B/C	Because
B2U	Back To You
B4	Before
B4N	Bye For Now
BAB	Build A Bridge
BAC	By Any Chance OR Back At Computer
BAD	Bad As Designed
BAF	Brain Already Fried
BAIC	Boy, Am I Confused
BAK	Back At Keyboard
BANANA	Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
BAS	Big @$$ Smile
BASIC	Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BB	Be Back
BBFN	Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB	Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF	Be Back In A Few
BBL	Be Back Later
BBML	Be Back Much Later
BBN	Bye Bye Now
BBR	Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS	Be Back Soon
BBSL	Be Back Sooner or Later
BBW	Big Beautiful Women
BC	Because
BCC	Blind Carbon Copy
BCNU	Be Seeing You
BEG	Big Evil Grin
BF	Boyfriend
BFBI	Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance
BFFL	Best Friends For Life
BFI	Brute Force and Ignorance
BFMI	Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
BFN	Bye For Now
BFOG	Blouse Full Of Goodies
BG	Big Grin
BGUTI	Better Get Used To It
BH	Better Half
BIC	Back In Character OR Best In Class
BICBW	But I Could Be Wrong
BIL	Brother In Law
BION	Believe It Or Not
BITD	Beaten It To Death
BK	Because
BKA	Better Known As
BKAM	Between Keyboard And Monitor
BL	Belly Laughing
BLT	Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato
BLTN	Better Late Than Never
BM	Bite Me
BMB	Bite My Butt
BMOC	Big Man On Campus
BMTIPG	Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BNF	Big Name Fan
BNI	Batteries Not Included
BOC	But Of Course
BOF	Boring Old Fart OR Birds Of A Feather
BOFH	Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA	Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOL	Best Of Luck
BOS	Big Orange Switch
BOT	Back On Topic
BOTE	Back Of The Envelope
BOTEC	Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BRB	Be Right Back
BRBGTGP	Be Right Back Got To Go Pee
BRGDS	Best Regards
BRS	Big Red Switch
BS	Big Smile OR Bull $#!*
BSF	But Seriously Folks
BSG	Big Smiling Grin OR Broad Sweeping Generalization
BSOD	Blue Screen Of Death
BST	But Seriously Though
BTA	But Then Again
BTAICBW	But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTAIM	Be That As It May
BTC	Biting The Carpet
BTDT	Been There, Done That
BTFT	Been There Fixed That
BTHOM	Beats The Hell Outta Me!
BTK	Back To Keyboard
BTOBD	Be There Or Be Dead
BTU	Back To You
BTW	By The Way
BTWBO	Be There With Bells On
BTY	Back To You
BUAF	Butt Ugly ASCII Font
BUAG	Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic
BUGS	Bloody User Generated Symptoms
BWDIK	But What Do I Know
BWFH	Bastard Webmaster From Hell
BWK	Big Wet Kiss
BWL	Bursting With Laughter
BWQ	Buzz Word Quotient
BWDIK	But What Do I Know
BWTHDIK	But What The Heck Do I Know
BWTHWIK	But What The Heck Would I Know
BWWIK	But What Would I Know
BYKT	But You Knew That
BYKTA	But You Knew That Already
BYOB	Bring Your Own Bottle OR Bring Your Own Booze
BYORL	Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
C	Cool OR See
C&G	Chuckle and Grin
C/O	In Care Of
C4N	Ciao For Now
CADET	Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CATCH	Come Again? That Can't Help!
CB	Call Back
CBL	Come Back Later
CBT	Crying Big Tears
CC	Carbon Copy
CE	Creative Editing
CFD	Call For Discussion
CFV	Call For Votes
CIC	Christ, I'm Confused
CICO	Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID	Crying In Disgrace
CIO	Cut It Out
CIS	Computer Information System
CLAB	Crying Like A Baby
CLI	Command Line Interface
CLM	Career Limiting Move
CLOAKA	Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms
CMIIW	Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CNG	Chuckle And Grin
CNP	Continued In Next Post
CO	Conference
COB	Close Of Business
COBOL	Programming Language
COD	Cash On Delivery
COI	Come On In
COO	Come On Over
COTFL	Crawling On The Floor Laughing
CP	Chat Post, Copy Protection, Child Protection
CPF	Can Pigs Fly?
CRADM	Can't Remember A D@%& Thing
CRAFT	Can't Remember A F@#$%&* Thing
CRBT	Crying Real Big Tears
CRPG	Character Role Playing Game OR  Computer Role Playing Game
CRS	Can't Remember $#!*
CS	Cop Shop
CSG	Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
CSS	Can't Stop Smiling
CSW	Can't See Why
CSY	Can't Stop Yawning
CTTD	Cute Things They Do
CTTS	Cute Things They Say
CU	See You
CU2	See You, Too
CUA	Commonly Used Acronym OR Common User Access
CUIAL	See You In Another Life
CUIC	See You In Church
CUL	Catch You Later OR See You Later
CUL8R	See You Later
CUL8TR	See You Later
CUO	See You Online
CUS	See You Soon
CUZ	Because
CW	Complete Wank
CWYL	Chat With You Later
CYA	Cover Your @$$ OR See You
CYAL8R	See You Later
CYL	See You Later
CYM	Check Your Mail
CYO	See You Online
CYPUWIPD	Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down
D&C	Duck And Cover
D/L	DownLoad OR Down Low
DAP	Parents Against Dyslexia
DARFC	Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA	Doing Business As
DBAI	Designed By An Idiot
DBN	Doing Business, Not
DD	Dreaded Disease, Dear Daughter, Darling Daughter
DEC	Do Expect Cut
DEGT	Don't Even Go There
DEU	Dumb End User
DFU	Don't Forget Units
DGT	Don't Go There
DH	Dick Head
DIIK	*&^%ed If I Know
DIIN	*&^%ed If I Know
DIKU	Do I Know You?
DIKY	Do I Know You?
DIL	Daughter In Law
DINK	Double Income, No Kids
DIY	Do It Yourself
DK	Don't Know
DKU	Drop Kick Ugly
DL	Download OR Dead Link
DLG	Devilish Little Grin
DLN	Don't Leave Now
DLTBBB	Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTDHYWTGLSY	Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya
DMML	Don't Make Me Laugh
DNA	Did Not Answer
DOA	Dead On Arrival OR Dead or Alive
DOB	Day Of Birth
DOM	Dirty Old Man
DOS	Disk Operating System
DQMOT	Don't Quote Me On This
DRA	Don't Recognize Acronyms
DSH	Desperately Seeking Help
DTD	Document Type Definition
DTHT	Delighted To Hear That
DTOKAB	Drop To One Knee And Blow
DTP	DeskTop Publishing
DTRT	Do The Right Thing
DUCT	Did You See That?
DUCWIC	Do You See What I See?
DUK	Dead Upon Keyboard
DW	Don't Worry
DWAI	Don't Worry About It
DWIM	Do What I Mean
DWIMC	Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS	Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DWISNWID	Do What I Say, Not What I Do
DWOL		Drunk While On Line
DYE	*&^% Your Eyes
DYHABF	Do You Have A Boyfriend?
DYHAGF	Do You Have A Girlfriend?
DYHWIH	Do You Hear What I Hear?
DYJHI	Don't You Just Hate It
DYJHIW	Don't You Just Hate It When
DYJHIWTH	Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens
DYSWIS	Do You See What I See
DYT	Don't You Think
DYTS	Don't You Think So
E2EG	Ear To Ear Grin
ECP	Excessive Cross Posting
ED	Emotionally Disturbed
EDP	Emotionally Disturbed Person
EG	Evil Grin OR Example (Also e.g.)
EGBOK	Everythin's Going To Be Okay
EGC	Extrememly Gruntled Customer
EIF	Exercise In Futility
EM4BI	Excuse Me For Butting In
EMFBI	Excuse Me For Butting In
EMML	E-mail Me Later
EMP	Excessive Multiple Posting OR Electro Magnetic Pulse
EMS	E-Mail Shorthand
EMSG	Email Message
ENQ	Enquire
EOB	End Of Business
EOD	End Of Discussion
EOF	End Of File
EOL	End Of Lecture
EOM	End Of Message
EOQ	End Of Question/Quote
EOS	End Of Show/Story
EOT	End Of Thread/Transmission
ESOSL	Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ESP	Especially
ETA	Estimated Time of Arrival
ETD	Estimated Time of Departure
ETLA	Extended Three Letter Acronym
EZ	Easy
F2F	Flesh To Flesh OR Face To Face
FAAK	Falling Asleep At Keyboard
FAFWOA	For A Friend Without Access
FAQ	Frequently Asked Questions
FAQL	Frequently Asked Question(s) List
FAWC	For Anyone Who Cares
FC	Fingers Crossed
FCFS	First Come, First Served
FCOL	For Crying Out Loud
FDROTFL	Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
FF	French Fry
FGS	For Goodness' Sake
FICCL	Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
FIFO	First In, First Out
FIL	Father In Law
FIOFYF	Figure It Out For Yourself, F@#$%&
FISH	First In, Still Here
FITB	Fill In The Blank
FIWOBATLAAI	F$%&ing Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er
FKMFATIFKYB	French Kiss My Furry @$$ 'Til It French Kisses You Back!
FMN	Forget Me Not
FMTEYEWTK	Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know
FMTUEWTK	Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FMTUEW2K	Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FMTUW2K	Far More Than You Wanted To Know
FMTYEW2K	Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FMTYEWTK	Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FMTYW2K	Far More Than You Wanted To Know
FMTYWTK	Far More Than You Wanted To Know
FOAF	Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG	Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAG	Father Of A Girlfriend
FOC	Free Of Charge
FOCLMAO	Fell Off Chair Laughin My @$$ Off
FOD	Finger Of Death
FOMCL	Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FOS	Freedom Of Speech OR Full Of $#!*
FOT	Full Of Tripe
FOTCL	Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FPS	First Person Shooter, For Pete's Sake, Frames Per Second
FRE	Frequently Requested Enhancement
FRZ	Fruitin' Religious Zealot
FTASB	Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH	From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF	Face To Face
FTL	Faster Than Light
FTP	File Transfer Protocol
FTS	Fixin' To Start
FTTT	From Time To Time
FU	Follow-Up, F@#$%& Up, Future Use, F$%& You
FUD	Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
FUP	Follow Up
FUP2	Follow Up To
F'UP2	Follow Up To
FURTB	Full Up Ready To Burst
FUT	Follow-Up To
FWIW	For What It's Worth
FWMAYOR	F$%& With Me At Your Own Risk
FYE	For Your Entertainment
FYEO	For Your Eyes Only
FYG	For Your Guidance
FYI	For Your Information
G	Grin
G1	Good One
G2G	Got To Go
G2SU	Glad To See You
G2SY	Glad To See You
GA	Go Ahead
GAC	Get A Clue
GAFIA	Get Away From It All
GAFM	Get Away From Me
GAL	Get A Life
GALL	Get A Life, Loser
GAP	Girls Against Pregnancy
GASP	Go Away, Silly Person
GB	God Bless
GBH	Great Big Hug
GBH&K	Great Big Hug & Kiss
GBH&KB	Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
GBKU	God Bless and Keep You
GBTM	Get Back To Me
GBY	God Bless You
GC	Garbage Collect
GD&H	Grinning, Ducking & Hiding
GD&R	Grinning, Ducking & Running
GD&RF	Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast
GD&RVVF	Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast
GD&W	Grinning, Ducking & Weaving
GD&WVVF	Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast
GDNR	Grinning, Ducking And Running
GDNRVVF	Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
GF	Girlfriend
GFAK	Go Fly A Kite
GFC	Going For Coffee
GFN	Gone For Now
GFR	Grim File Reaper
GG	Gotta Go, Go Girl, Good Game
GGC	Goo Goo Cluster
GGG	Giggle
GGN	Gotta Go Now
GGP	Gotta Go Pee
GH	Getting Hard
GIGO	Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIRO	Garbage In, Rubbish Out
GIWIST	Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GJ	Good Job
GL	Good Luck
GLG	Good Looking Girl
GLGH	Good Luck And Good Hunting
GM	Good Morning OR Got Milk
GMAB	Give Me A Break
GMBO	Giggling My Butt Off
GMT	Greenwich Mean Time
GMTA	Great Minds Think Alike
GN	Good Night
GO	Get Out
GOB	Good'Ol Boy
GOI	Get Over It
GOK	God Only Knows
GOL	Giggling Out Loud
GOOH	Get Out Of Here
GOOMF	Get Out Of My Face
GOOML	Get Out Of My Life
GOTFIA	Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI	Get On With It
GPF	General Protection Fault
GPY	Grumpy
GR	Get Real
GR&D	Grinning, Running, And Ducking
GR8	Great
GRUIT	Get Real You Impudent Thing
GSHIWMP	Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants
GTBOS	Glad To Be Of Service
GTG	Got To Go
GTH	Go To Hell
GTP	Gone To Pee
GTSU	Glad To See You
GTSY	Glad To See You
GTTB	Gee That's Too Bad
GUI	Graphical User Interface
GW	Getting Wet
GWATCDR	God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise
H	Hug
H&K	Hug(s) and Kiss(s)
H2	How To
HAB	Hot Asian Babe
HABU	Have A Better 'Un
HAGN	Have A Good Night
HAGU	Have A Good 'Un
HAK	Hugs and kisses
HAND	Have A Nice Day
HB	Hug Back
HCB	Holy Cow, Batman!
HF	Have Fun
HH	Holding Hands
HHGTTG	Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
HHIS	Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K	Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ	Ha Ha, Only Joking
HHOK	Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS	Ha Ha, Only Serious
HHTYAY	Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIB	Have I Been
HIG	How's it Going?
HIH	Hope It Helps
HILIACACLO	Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off
HIWTH	Hate It When That Happens
HLOL	Hysterically Laughing Out Loud
HLV	Hasta La Vista
HLVB	Hasta La Vista, Baby
HMP	Help Me Please
HMT	Here's My Try
HOMPR	Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing
HORU	How Old Are You
HP	Home Page
HSIK	How Should I Know
HSP	Highly Sensitive Person
HTB	Heavens To Betsy
HTFSIK	How The F$%& Should I Know
HTH	Happy To Help OR Hope That/This Helps
HTML	Hyper Text Markup Language
HTSI	Hope That Sinks In
HTTP	HyperText Transfer Protocol
HUA	Heads Up A$$hole
HUB	Head Up Butt
HUF	Horny Unattached Female
HUM	Horny Unattached Male
HW	Hardware
HWMBI	He Who Must Be Ignored
HWUA	Head Way Up @$$
IAAA	I Am An Accountant
IAAL	I Am A Lawyer
IAC	In Any Case
IAE	In Any Event
IAIYH	It's All In Your Head
IANAA	I Am Not An Accountant
IANAC	I Am Not A Crook
IANAL	I Am Not A Lawyer
IANALBIPOOTV	I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv
IANYM	In A New York Minute
IARTPFWTSIOWIM	I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
IASH	I Am So Horny
IBB	I'll Be Back
IBC	Inadequate, But Cute
IBM	Internationial Business Machine
IBTD	I Beg To Differ
IC	I See
ICB	I Care Because
ICBW	I Could Be Wrong
ICIHICPCL	I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
ICMP	Internet Control Message Protocol
ICTYBTIHTKY	I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
ICUR	I See You Are
ICYDK	In Case You Didn't Know
ICYI	In Case You're Interested
IDBI	I Don't Believe It
IDBY	I Don't Believe You
IDC	I Don't Care
IDD	Indeed
IDGI	I Don't Get It
IDK	I Don't Know
IDM	It Doesn't Matter
IDMM	It Doesn't Matter to Me
IDMTM	It Doesn't Matter To Me
IDT	I Don't Think
IDTS	I Don't Think So
IDTT	I'll Drink To That
IDU	I Don't Understand
IE	Internet Explorer
IFF	If and only If
IGGNLTL	I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later
IGP	I Gotta Pee
IGTP	I Get The Point
IHA	I Hate	Acronyms
IHATCFYB	I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body!
IHTBS	It Has To Be Shown
IHTG	I Have To Go
IHYUWIM	I Hope You Understand What I Mean
IIABDFI	If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IINM	If I'm Not Mistaken
IIR	If I Recall
IIRC	If I Remember Correctly
IIWM	If It Were Me/Mine
IJLS	I Just Like Saying
IK	I Know
ILI	I Like Ike
ILIC	I Laughed, I Cried
ILICISCOMK	I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard
ILIWTPCT	I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
ILN	It Looks Nice
ILSHIBAMF	I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILSHIBATF	I Laughed So Hard I Broke All The Furniture
ILU	I Love You
ILY	I Love You
IM	Instant Message
IMAO	In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO	In My Biased Opinion
IMBW	I May Be Wrong
IMCAO	In My Completely Arrogant Opinion
IMCDO	In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCO	In My Considered Opinion
IME	In My Experience
IMHBCO	In My Humble But Correct Opinion
IMHO	In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMing	Chatting Online
IMMOR	I Make My Own Rules
IMNSCO	In My Not So Considered Opinion
IMNSHO	In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMNSVHO	In My Not So Very Humble Opinion
IMO	In My Opinion
IMOBIHO	In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion
IMOBO	In My Own Biased Opinion
IMOHO	In My Occasionally Humble Opinion
IMPE	In My Personal/Previous Experience
IMPOV	In My Point Of View
IMS	I Am Sorry OR I Must Say
IMU	I Miss You
IMVHO	In My Very Humble Opinion
INGSI	I'm Not Gonna Say It
INL	I'm Not Laughing
INPO	In No Particular Order
INT	I'll Never Tell
IOTTMCO	Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
IOU	I Owe You
IOW	In Other Words
IOWTBT	I Only Want To Be Told
IPN	I'm Posting/Posing Naked
IRC	Internet Relay Chat
IRL	In Real Life
IRMFI	I Reply Merely For Information
IROOC	I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
IRSTBO	It Really Sucks The Big One
ISAGN	I See A Great Need
ISBAB	I Should have Bought A Book
ISDN	It Still Does Nothing
ISIRTA	I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
ISO	In Search Of
ISP	Internet Service Provider
ISTM	It Seems To Me
ISTR	I Seem To Remember/Recall
ISWYM	I See What You Mean
ITA	I Totally Agree
ITAH	Is There Anybody Here
ITD	In The Dark
ITFA	In The Final Analysis
ITGLW&TCDR	If The Good Lord's Willin' and The Creek Don't Rise
ITRO	In The Region Of
ITRW	In The Real World
ITSFWI	If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
ITWSBT	I Think We Should Be Told
ITYM	I Think You Mean
IUCWIM	If You See What I Mean
IUIATT	I Use It All The Time
IUL	If You Like
IUSWIM	If You See What I Mean
IUTHALORFH	I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her
IUTKATS	I Used To Know All That Stuff
IWALU	I Will Always Love You
IWBIWISI	I Will Believe It When I See It
IWBN	It Would Be Nice
IWBNI	It Would Be Nice If
IWBS	I Was Being Stupid
IWIK	I Wish I Knew
IWSN	I Want Sex Now
IYD	In Your Dreams
IYDM	If You Don't Mind
IYFEG	Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM	If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD	If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYL	If You Like
IYO	In Your Opinion
IYCWIM	If You See What I Mean
IYSWIM	If You See What I Mean
IYW	If You Wish
J/K	Just Kidding OR Joking
J2LUK	Just To Let You Know
J2LYK	Just To Let You Know
J4G	Just For Grins
J4SAG	Just For $#!* And Grins
J6P	Joe 6-Pack
JAM	Just A Minute/Moment
JANFU	Joint Army-Navy F$%& Up
JAS	Just A Second
JASE	Just Another System Error
JAWS	Just Another Windows Shell
JBOD	Just A Bunch Of Disks
JBD	Just A Bunch Of Disks
JFF	Just For Fun
JFG	Just For Grins
JFTR	Just For The Record
JFYI	Just For Your Information
JIC	Just In Case
JK	Just Kidding OR Joking
JMO	Just My Opinion
JMOOC	Just My Opinion Of Course
JPW	Just Plain Weird
JTLUK	Just To Let You Know
JTLYK	Just To Let You Know
JTYWTK	Just Thought You Wanted To Know
JW	Just Wondering
K	Kiss OR Okay
KB	Kiss Back
KBD	Keyboard
KCBIWIYWI	Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It
KDW	Keep Digging, Watson
KEAH	Kill Everyone After Hours
KHYF	Know How You Feel
KIBO	Knowledge In, *(&^%$*& Out
KIQ	Keep It Quiet
KIS	Keep It Simple
KISS	Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIT	Keep In Touch OR Keep It Together
KMYF	Kiss Me You Fool
KOC	Kiss On Cheek
KOL	Kiss On Lips
KOTC	Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL	Kiss On The Lips
KTCOOTN	Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
KUTGSAWYAD	Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing
KUTGW	Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM	Know What I Mean
KYHOOYA	Keep Your Head Out Of Your @$$
L	Laugh
L2BS	Licence To BS
L2M	Listening To Music OR Laughing To Myself
L8R	Later
L8R G8R	Later 'Gater
LAN	Local Area Network
LART	Loser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
LAY	Looking At You
LD	Later Dude
LDD	La Dee Da
LDR	Long Distance Relationship
LG	Let's Go
LHM	Lord Help Me
LHO	Laughing Head Off
LHU	Lord Help Us
LIFER	Lazy Incompetent F$%&#@ Evading Responsibility
LIFO	Last In First Out
LIRGAS	Like I Really Give A $#!*
LIS	Lost In Space
LISP	Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
LJBF	Let's Just Be Friends
LLAL	Laughing Like A Lunatic
LLAP	Live Long And Prosper
LLTA	Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause!
LMA	Leave Me Alone
LMAO	Laughing My @$$ Off
LMAOROTF	Laughing My @$$ Off Rolling On The Floor
LMC	Let Me See OR Lost My Connection
LMCOA	Lost My Connection Once Again
LMFAO	Laughing My F@#$%&* @$$ Off
LMIRL	Let's Meet In Real Life
LMK	Let Me Know
LMS	Let Me See
LMSO	Laughing My Socks Off
LMWIS	Lick Me Where I Sweat
LOA	List Of Abbreviations/Acronyms OR Love On Arrival
LOIS	Laughing On The Inside
LOL	Laughing Out Loud OR Lots Of Love
LOLA	Laughing Out Loud Again
LOLOL	Laughing Out Loud On-Line OR Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
LOMBARD	Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead
LOML	Light Of My Life
LOOL	Laughing Out Outrageously Loud
LOQ	Laughing Out Quietly
LOWNBTD	Laid Off With Nothing Better To Do
LRF	Little Rubber Feet
LSFIAB	Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
LSHIPMP	Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
LSHMBB	Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMBH	Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMBIB	Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMCIS	Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking
LSHMSH	Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts
LSHTTARDML	Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LSP	Less Sensitive Person
LTBF	Learn To Be Funny
LTIC	Laughing Till I Cry
LTIP	Laughing Till I Puke
LTM	Listening To Music OR Laughing To Myself
LTNC	Long Time, No See
LTNS	Long Time, No See
LTNT	Long Time, No Type
LTR	Later OR Long Term Relationship
LTS	Laughing To Self
LTUAE	Life, The Universe, And Everything
LU4E&A	Love You For Ever And Always
LUB	Laughing Under Breath
LULAB	Love You Like A Brother
LULAS	Love You Like A Sister
LULU	Locally Unwanted Land Use
LUSER	Loser User
LUWAMH	Love You With All My Heart
LWR	Launch When Ready
LY	Love You
LYL	Love You Lots
LYLAB	Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS	Love You Like A Sister
LYLY	Love You and Leave You
LYMI	Love You Mean It
LYWAMH	Love You With All My Heart
LZ	Loser!
M$	MicroSoft
M/F	Male or Female?
M8	Mate
MAC	Macintosh
MAYB	Mad About You, Baby
MBUC	Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
MCIBTY	My Computer Is Better Than Yours
MD	More Dirt
MEG	Mega Evil Grin
MFG	More Friendly Garbage
MFTL	My Favourite Toy Language
MGB	May God Bless
MGD	My Gameboy Died
MH	Mostly Harmless
MHBFY	My Heart Bleeds For You
MHDC	My Hard Drive Crashed
MHDC(A)	My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
MHOTY	My Hat's Off To You
MIASGB	Make It A Short GoodBye
MIL	Mother In Law
MIPS	Meaningless Information Per Second
ML	More Later
MLA	Multiple Letter Acronym
MMF	Make Money Fast
MMIF	My Mouth Is Full
MOE	Middle of Everywhere
MOF	Male/Female? OR Matter Of Fact
MON	Middle of Nowhere
MORF	Male or Female?
MOS	Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS	Member Of Same Sex
MOTAS	Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD	Message Of The Day
MOTH	Humorous Collectibles Forum Variation On Member Of The Month
MOTM	Member Of The Month
MOTO	Master Of The Obvious
MOTOS	Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS	Member Of The Same Sex
MP	My Pleasure
MPTY	More Power To You
MS	MicroSoft, More Of The Same, More $#!*
MSG	Message
MSMD	Monkey See Monkey Do
MSS	Member of The Same Sex
MTBF	Mean Time Between Failure
MTF	More To Follow
MTFBWY	May The Force Be With You
MUD	Multi User Domain
MUG	Multi User Game
MUNG	Mash Until No Good
MUM	Miss You Much
MUSH	Multi User Shared Hallucination
MUSM	Miss You So Mush
MYM	Miss You Much
MYOB	Mind Your Own Business
MYSM	Miss You So Much
N/A	Not Available, Not Acceptable, Not Applicable
N/M	Never Mind
N/P	No Problem OR Nosy Parents
N1	Nice One
N2S	Needless 2 Say
NADT	Not A Darn Thing
NAFAIK	Not As Far As I Know
NAGI	Not A Good Idea
NAHM	Not A Happy Man
NAHW	Not A Happy Woman
NAJASC	Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer
NAJASCYYY	Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer Yadda Yadda Yadda
NAK	Not Acknowledged
NALOPKT	Not A Lot Of People Know That
NAVY	Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NAYYY	Not Affiliated Yadda Yadda Yadda
NB	Nota Bene
NBD	No Big Deal
NBL	Not Bloody Likely
NBTD	Nothing Better To Do
NC	No Comment
NDA	Non-Disclosure Agreement
NE1	Anyone
NEM	Nothing Else Matters
NERD	National Establishment For Real Dorks
NG	No Good
NHOH	Never Heard Of Him/Her
NHTOB	Never Heard That One Before
NIAA	No Idea At All
NICBDAT	Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NIDWTC	No I Don't Want To Chat
NIFOC	Nude/Naked In Front Of Computer
NIH	Not Invented Here
NIMBY	Not In My Back Yard
NIME	Not In My Experience
NIMFYE	Not In My Front Yard Either
NIMTO	Not In My Term Of Office
NINO	Nothing In, Nothing Out
NIT	Not In Therapy
NITS	Nervous In The Service
NK	New Kid
NLI	Not Logged In
NM	Not Much OR Never Mind
NMI	No Middle Initial
NMJ	Not My Job
NMN	No Middle Name
NN	Night-Night
NNTP	Network News Transfer Protocol
NONYA	None Ya Business
NOPE	Not On Planet Earth
NORWICH	Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home
NOYB	None Of Your Business
NP	No Problem OR Nosy Parents
NPAA	No Problem At All
NPF	No Problem Found
NPLU	Not People Like Us
NPNG	No Pain No Gain
NQA	No Questions Asked
NQOS	Not Quite Our Sort
NQWI	Not Quite With It
NRN	No Reply Necessary
NSS	No $#!*, Sherlock
NT	No Text
NTDW	Nothing To Do With
NTDWI	Nothing To Do With It
NTG	Not Too Good
NTH	No Therapy Helpful
NTIBOA	Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
NTIM	Not That It Matters
NTIMM	Not That It Matters Much
NTK	Need To Know OR Nice To Know
NTL	Nevertheless OR Nonetheless
NTTAWWT	Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTTFLS	Not Till The Fat Lady Sings
NTYMI	Now That You Mention It
NUI	Network User Identification
NW	Next Week OR No Way
NYCTMI	Now You Come To Mention It
NYM	New York Minute
NYP	Not Your Problem
O	Over
OAO	Over And Out
OATUS	On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS	On An Unrelated Subject
OB	OBligatory
OBE	Overcome By Events
OBTW	Oh, By The Way
OD	Oh Dear OR Overdose
OEM	Original Equipment Manufacturer
OFS	One Finger Salute
OIC	Oh, I See
OJ	Only Joking OR Orange Juice
OL	Old Lady
OLL	Online Love
OM	Old Man
OMDB	Over My Dead Body
OMFG	Oh My F@#$%&* God
OMG	Oh My God
OMKC	On My Knees Crying
OMKP	On My Knees Praying
OMW	On My Way
ONNA	Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA	Oh No, Not This Again
OO	Over And Out
OOC	Out Of Character
OOI	Out Of Interest
OOP	Out Of Production
OOS	Out Of Sight
OOSOOM	Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
OOT	Out Of Town
OOTB	Out Of The Box
OOTC	Obligatory On Topic Comment
OP	Original Poster
OPL	Obvious Panty Line
ORN	Oh Really now
OS	Operating System
OS/2	Obsolete Soon, Too
OSIF	Oh $#!*, I Forgot
OSIM	Oh Shoot It's Monday
OSLT	Or Something Like That
OSOM	Out of Sight Out of Mind
OSU	Officially Sanctioned User
OT	Off Topic OR On Topic
OT1H	On The One Hand
OTBE	Over Taken By Events
OTC	Over The Counter
OTD	Out The Door
OTF	On The Floor OR On The Phone
OTK	Over The Knee
OTL	Out To Lunch
OTOH	On The Other Hand
OTOOH	On The Other Other Hand
OTOS	On The Other Side
OTT	Over The Top
OTTH	On The Third Hand
OTTOMH	Off The Top Of My Head
OTTOMHAROO	Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
OTTOMHAROOB	Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
OTW	On The Way
OUSU	Oh, You Shut Up!
OW	Oh Well
OWTTE	Or Words To That Effect
OYKKAA	On Your Knees Kissing @$$ Again
OYW	On Your Way
P2P	Peer To Peer
P911	Parents Coming
PA	Parent Alert
PABG	Pack A Big Gun
PAL	Parents Are Listening
PANB	Parents Are Nearby
PANS	Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PAW	Parents Are Watching
PBD	Programmer Brain Damage
PBM	Play By Mail (Games)
PCB	Please Call Back
PCMCIA	Personal Computer Memory Card International Association
PCO	Please Carry On
PCYLIHOONL	Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
PD	Public Domain
PDA	Public Display of Affection OR Personal Digital Assistant
PDE	Puppy Dog Eyed
PDN	Public Data Network
PDQ	Pretty *&^% Quick
PDS	Please Don't Shoot
PEBCAK	Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEBKAC	Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
PEST	Please Excuse Slow Typing
PF&HOMW	Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall
PFM	Pure F@#$%&* Magic
PG	Pretty Good
PGY	Post Graduate Year
PHA	Perfectly Hopeless @$$
PHB	Pointy Haired Boss
PHD	Piled Higher And Deeper OR Push Here Dummy
PIMP	Pee In My Pants
PITA	Pain In The @$$
PITBY	Put It In Their Back Yard
PKB	Pot, Kettle, Black!
PLBKAC	Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair
PLMK	Please Let Me Know
PLMKO	Please Let Me Know, Ok?
PLOKTA	Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLS	Please
PLUR	Peace Love Unity Respect
PLZ	Please
PM	Private/Personal Message/Mail
PMBI	Pardon My Butting In
PMETC	Pardon Me Etc
PMFBI	Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI	Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMFJIB	Pardon Me For Jumping In, But
PMFJIH	Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
PMIGBOM	Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
PMJI	Pardon My Jumping In
PML	Pissing Myself Laughing
PMP	Peed/Peeing My Pants
PMS	Pretty Much Sucks
PMYMHMMFSWGAD	Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A *&^%
PMYMHMMFSWGAS	Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A $#!*
POAHF	Put On A Happy Face
POC	Peeping Other Chatters OR Prisoner Of Chat
POD	Piece Of Data
POETS	Piss Off Early/Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday
POITS	Piss On It Tomorrow's Saturday
POM	Phase Of The Moon
POP	Point Of Presence OR Post Office Protocol
POQ	Piss Off Quickly
POQADCB	Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back!
POS	Piece Of $#!* OR Person Over Shoulder
POTC	Peck On The Cheek
POTS	Plain Old Telephone Service
POV	Point Of View
PPL	People
PPN	Programmer Project Number
PPP	Petty Pet Peeve OR Point To Point Protocol
PPPP	Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position
PPPPPT	Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together
PPTSPAHS	Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauc
PS	Postscript, Pit Stop, Playstation
PS2	Playstation 2
PT	Physical Training
PTB	Powers That Be
PTL	Praise the Lord
PTM	Please Tell Me
PTMM	Please Tell Me More
PTO	Patent And Trademark Office OR Please Turn Over
PU	That Stinks
PYS	Pack Your Stuff
Q&A	Questions & Answers
QDPSH	Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker
QDSM	Quick and Dirty Solution Manager
QED	Quite Easily Done
QRT	Quit Receiving/Transmitting
QSL	Reply
QSO	Conversation
QT	Cutie/Quiet
R	Are
RA	Research Assistant OR Resident Assistant
RAEBNC	Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RAK	Random Act Of Kindness
RAW	Rules As Written
RBS	Really Big Screen
RE	Regarding
REMF	Rear Echelon Mother F@#$%&
RFC	Request For Comments
RFD	Request For Discussion
RFI	Request For Information
RFT	Request For Thinking
RGDS	Regards
RHIP	Rank Has Its Privileges
RIP	Rest In Peace
RL	Real Life
RLCO	Real Life Conference
RMA	Return Merchandise Authorization
RNA	Ring, No Answer
ROFFNAR	Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROFL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLABAOTP	Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
ROFLAHMS	Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROFLAHMSL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
ROFLASC	Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLASTC	Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLBSAOTP	Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROFLBTC	Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROFLBTCUTS	Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROFLGO	Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROFLHOLCBF	Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
ROFLHOLCCF	Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
ROFLHOLCDF	Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROFLMAO	Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off
ROFLMAOAPMP	Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAOAY	Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off At You
ROFLMAOOL	Rolling On The Floor Lauging My @$$ Off Out Loud
ROFLMAOPIMP	Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off Peeing In My Pants
ROFLMAOWPIMP	Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off While Peeing In My Pants
ROFLMAOWTIME	Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @$$ Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLMBO	Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROFLMHO	Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROFLOL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLOLPIMP	Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
ROFLOLVH	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
ROFLSHIPMP	Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
ROFLSTC	Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
ROFLSTCIIHO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROFLTC	Rolling On the Floor Licking The Glue
ROFLUTS	Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROFLWMK	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Wet My Knickers
ROFPML	Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
ROFTTPOF	Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
ROL	Raffing Out Loud
ROTBA	Reality On The Blink Again
ROTF	Rolling On The Floor
ROTFFNAR	Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROTFL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLABAOTP	Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
ROTFLACGU	Rolling On The Floor And Can't Get Up
ROTFLAHMS	Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLAPMP	Rolling On The Floor And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLASTC	Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROTFASTC	Rolling On The Floor And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBSAOTP	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROTFLBTC	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBTCASTC	Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO	Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLBTCUTS	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROTFLGO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROTFLHOLCBF	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
ROTFLHOLCCF	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
ROTFLHOLCDF	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROTFLMAAOBPO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ And Other Body Parts Off
ROTFLMAO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off
ROTFLMAOAPMP	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLMAOAY	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off At You
ROTFLMAOPIMP	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMAOWPIMP	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off While Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMAOWTIME	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROTFLMBO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROTFLMHO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROTFLMTO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tail Off
ROTFLOL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLOLPIMP	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLSHIPMP	Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
ROTFLSTC	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
ROTFLSTCIIHO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLTC	Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue
ROTFLUTS	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO	Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My @$$ And Other Body Parts Off
ROTM	Right On The Money
RPG	Role Playing Game
RSN	Real Soon Now
RT	Real Time
RTD	Read The Documentation
RTFAQ	Read The FAQ
RTI	Real Time Interruption
RTM	Read The Message/Manual
RTS	Read The Screen
RTSM	Read The Stupid Manua/Message
RUMF	Are You Male Or Female?
RUMOF	Are You Male Or Female?
RUOK	Are You OK?
RWT	Repeat Whole Thing
RYFM	Read Your F@#$%*& Manual
S	Smile OR Sigh
S&N	Smile And Nod
S/O	Someone
S/TH	Something
S2BX	Soon To Be Ex
S4L	Spam For Life
SASB	Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly
SAYOR	Speak At Your Own Risk
SB	Smiles Back
SBB	Stupid Beyond Belief
SBCN	Sitting Behind The Computer Naked
SBID	*&^%ty But It'll Do
SCNR	Sorry, Could Not Resist
SCSI	System Can't See It
SDIHTT	Someday I'll Have The Time
SEC	Second
SED	Said Enough Darling
SEG	$#!* Eating Grin
SEP	Somebody Else's Problem
SETE	Smiling Ear To Ear
SF	Science Fiction OR Surfer Friendly
SFAIAA	So Far As I Am Aware
SFLA	Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFSG	So Far So Good
SFT	Sorry For That
SGML	Standardized General Markup Language
SH	$#!* Happens
SHCOON	Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose
SHID	Slaps Head In Disgust
SHIT	Sure Happy It's Tuesday/Thursday
SHLH	Sitting Here Lauging Hysterically
SHM	$#!* Happens, Mate
SHTS	Spit Hitting The Spam
SHTSI	Somebody Had To Say It
SICS	Sitting In Chair Snickering
SIG	Special Interest Group
SIIC	See If I Care
SIIN	Stuffed If I Know!
SIL	Sister/Son In Law
SIMCA	Sitting In My Chair Amused
SITD	Still In The Dark
SIU	Suck It Up
SLATFATF	So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
SLIP	Serial Line Internet Protocol
SLV	C'est la vie
SMAO	Showing My @$$ Off
SMAR	Suck My @$$ Raw
SME	Subject Matter Expert
SMO	Serious Mode On
SMOF	Secret Masters Of Fandom
SMOFF	Serious Mode Off
SMOP	Small Matter Of Programming
SMTP	Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
S/N	Serial Number
SN	Serial Number
SNAC	Sitting Naked At Computer
SNAFU	Situation Normal, All F$%&#@ Up
SNERT	Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SNR	Signal to Noise Ratio
SO	Significant Other
SOB	Son Of a B#$%&
SOI	Stink/Stunk On Ice
SOL	$#!* Out Of Luck
SOMY	Sick Of Me Yet?
SOP	Standard Operating Procedure OR Stay Off the Pipe
SOS	Same Old $#!*, Same Old Story, Someone Special
SOSDD	Same Old $#!* Different Day
SOSO	Same Old, Same Old
SOT	Short Of Time
SOTMG	Short Of Time Must Go
SOVS	Someone Very Special
SOW	Speaking Of Which
SP	sorry for bad SPelling
SPAM	Slang Name For Unsolicited Commercial Email
SS	So Sleepy OR Smiling Sweetly
SSB	Smiling Sweetly Back
SSDD	Same Stuff/$#!*, Different Day
SSEWBA	Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SSIA	Subject Says It All
ST	So There
STBY	Sucks To Be You
ST-DS9	Star Trek, Deep Space 9
STS	So To Speak
ST-TNG	Star Trek, The Next Generation
ST-TOS	Star Trek, The Original Series
ST-VOY	Star Trek, Voyager
STW	Search The Web
SUCDIC	Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge
SUFID	Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUNOILTY	Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You
SUP	What's Up?
SUSFU	Situation Unchanged, Still F@#$%& Up
SUYP	Shut Up You Pervert
SW	Software, Starwars, Says Who, So What
SWAK	Sealed With A Kiss
SWALK	Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYRTW	Since When Do You Rule The Web?
SWL	Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO	She Who Must Be Obeyed
SW-SE	Star Wars Special Edition
SWYP	So What's Your Problem?
SYDWBY	See Ya, Don't Wanna Be Ya
SYIC	See You In Cyberspace
SYITFP	See You In The Funny Pages
SYL	See You Later
SYS	See You Soon
SYSOP	System Operator
SYT	See You Tonight OR Sweet Young Thing
TA	Thanks Again
TADT	They All Do That
TAF	That's All, Folks!
TAFN	That's All For Now
TAFT	That's A Frightening Thought
TAM	Tenner A Month
TANJ	There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL	There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANSTAASQ	There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
TAW	Teacher(s) Is/Are Watching
TBC	To Be Continued
TBDL	To Be Discussed Later
TBDML	To Be Discussed Much Later
TBE	To Be Expected
TBH	To Be Honest
TBNT	Thanks But No Thanks
TBYB	Try Before You Buy
TC	Telephone Call OR Take Care
TCB	Taking Care Of Business OR Trouble Came Back
TCBY	Taking Care Of Business, Ya'll
TCD	The Cat's Dead
TCOB	Take Care Of Business
TCOY	Take Care Of Yourself
TDD	The Dog's Dead
TDM	Too *&^% Many
TE	The End
TEOTWAWKI	The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS	That's For *&^% Sure!
TFH	ThreD fROM H#$%
TFN	Thanks For Nothing
TFTT	Thanks For The Tip/Thought
TGAL	Think Globally, Act Locally
TGFTCL	Thank God For The Chat Line
TGIF	Thank God/Goodness It's Friday
TGTF	Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
THHGTTG	The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
THNX	Thanks
THX	Thanks
TIA	Thanks In Advance
TIATLG	Truly, I Am The Living God
TIC	Tongue In Cheek
TIE	Take It Easy
TILII	Tell It Like It Is
TIMTOWTDI	There Is More Than One Way To Do It
TINALO	This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TINAR	This Is Not A Recommendation
TINC	There Is No Cabal
TINSTAAFL	There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TINWIS	That Is Not What I Said
TIP	To Insure Promptness
TIWTGLGG	This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
TJATAW	Truth, Justice, And The American Way
TLA	Three-Letter Acronym
TLC	Tender Loving Care
TLG	The Living God
TLK2UL8R	Talk To You Later
TLK2YL8R	Talk To You Later
TLKTUL8R	Talk To You Later
TLKTYL8R	Talk To You Later
TLTB	Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys
TM	Trust Me, Tomorrow
TMI	Too Much Information
TMIKTLIU	The More I Know, The Less I Understand
TMSHTF	Too Much $#!* Hit The Fan
TMTLTBMG	There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl
TMTOWTDT	There's More Than One Way To Do This
TN	Telnet
TNOTB	The Number Of The Beast
TNOTVS	Theres Nothing On Tv So
TNSO	Temptingly Naked Significant Other
TNT	Till Next Time
TNTC	Too Numerous To Count
TNX	Thanks
TOBAL	There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG	This Oughta Be Good
TOPCA	Till Our Paths Cross Again
TOY	Thinking Of You
TPAE	The Possibilities Are Endless
TPS	This Program Sucks
TPSS	This Program Sucks Severely
TPTB	The Powers That Be
TQM	Total Quality Management
TRATEOTU	The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe
TRDMC	Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TS	Tough $#!*
TSIA	Title Says It All
TSJD	Texas Size Jelly Donut
TSOHF	Total Sense Of Humor Failure
TSR	Terminate And Stay Resident Program OR Totally Stupid Rules
TT	Take That
TTA	This Time Around
TTBE	That's To Be Expected
TTBOMK	To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN	Ta Ta For Now
TTL4N	That's The Lot For Now
TTLFN	That's The Lot For Now
TTM	To The Moderator
TTS	Tiny Tit Syndrome
TTT	Thought That Too
TTTH	Talk To The Hand
TTUL	Talk To You Later
TTYL	Talk To You Later
TTYRS	Talk To You Real Soon
TTYS	Talk To You Soon
TTYT	Talk To You Tomorrow
TU	Thank You
TUFD	The User File Died
TVM	Thanks Very Much
TWAIN	Technology Without An Interesting Name
TWIMC	To Whom It May Concern
TWIWI	That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
TWYAS	That's What You All Say
TWYT	That's What You Think
TX	Thanks
TY	Thank You
TYCLO	Turn Your Caps Lock Off
TYLE	Took You Long Enough
TYP	Thank You Partner
TYVM	Thank You Very Much
U	You
U/L	Upload
U2	You Too
UAE	Unrecoverable Application Error
UBD	User Brain Damage
UCCOM	You Can Count On Me
UCE	Unsolicited Commercial E-mail
UDS	Ugly Domestic Scene
UIAM	Unless I Am Mistaken
UL	Upload
UNA	Use No Acronyms
UNCLE	Unified Nuclear Coalition Of Latvian Emigrants
UOK	Are You Okay?
UOM	You Owe Me
UOM$	You Owe Me Money
UPGS	Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome
UR	You Are OR Your
URL	Uniform Resource Locator
URLCM	You Are Welcome
USAFU	Un-Serviceable, All F@#$%& Up
USU	Usually
UTC	Under The Counter
UTSL	Use The Source, Luke
UTT	Under The Table
UW	You're Welcome
VBEG	Very Big Evil Grin
VBG	Very Big Grin
VBS	Very Big Smile
VBSEG	Very Big $#!* Eating Grin
VC	Virtual Community
VEG	Very Evil Grin
VES	Very Evil Smile
VETLA	Very Enhanced TLA
VFM	Value For Money
VH	Virtual Hug
VLSTGLOI	Vodka, Lime, Soda, Tall Glass, Lots Of Ice
VPH	Visible Panty Line
VR	Virtual Reality
VT	Virtual Time
VWD	Very Well Done
VWG	Very Wicked Grin
VWS	Very Wicked Smile
W	Wink OR Whatever
W/	With
W/E	Whatever
W/O	Without
W2G	Way To Go
W2GP	Want To Go Private
W8	Wait
W8ING	Waiting
WAB	What A Bummer OR What, Another Bill
WAC	What A Crock
WAD	Without A Doubt
WADR	With All Due Respect
WAEF	When All Else Fails
WAF	Wife Acceptance Factor
WAG	Wild @$$ Guess
WALOC	What A Load Of Crap
WAM	Wait A Minute
WAMKSAM	Why Are My Kids Staring At Me?
WAN	Wide Area Network
WAUF	Where Are You From?
WB	Write Back OR Welcome Back
WBASAP	Write Back As Soon As Possible
WBMBF	Wanna Be My Boy Friend
WBMGF	Wanna Be My Girl Friend
WBS	Write Back Soon
WCAGA	What Comes Around, Goes Around
WCTYBTWHTKY	We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You
WD	Well Done
WDALUIC	Who Died And Left You In Charge?
WDALYIC	Who Died And Left You In Charge?
WDO	Well Done Opponents
WDOI	Wouldn't Dream Of It
WDYC	Who Do I Call
WDYLL	What Do You Look Like?
WDYM	What Do You Mean?
WDYMBT	What Do You Mean By That?
WDYT	What Do You Mean
WDYW	What Do You Want?
WE	Whatever
WFHIT	What Fresh Hell Is This?
WFM	Works For Me
WG	Wicked Grin
WGACA	What Goes Around Comes Around
WGAS	Who Gives A $#!*
WGBTY	Will Get Back To You
WGTG	Well, Got To Go
WH	What's Happening
WIBAMU	Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIBNI	Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WIBNIF	Wouldn't If Be Nice If
WIIFM	What's In It For Me
WIMP	Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing
WINDOWS	Microsoft Operating System
WISP	Winning Is So Pleasurable
WIYGW	Write If You Get Work
WLYK	Will Let You Know
WMMOWS	Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WNOHGB	Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA	Work Of Art
WOB	Waste Of Bandwidth
WOCAB	Who, Of Course, Are Bastards
WOE	Way Of Eating OR World Of Entertainment
WOFTAM	Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WOL	Way Of Life, Wake-On-LAN, Win Or Lose
WOLF	Witless One Line Followup
WOM	Word Of Mouth
WOMBAT	Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
WOWF	Witless One Word Followup
WRATGAS	Who Really And Truly Gives A $#!*
WRT	With Respect To OR With Regard To
WRU	Who Are You
WSD	Willing Suspension Of Disbelief
WSLS	Win Some, Lose Some
WT	Without Thinking
WTG	Way To Go
WTGP	Want To Go Private
WTH	What/Who The Heck?
WTTC	Welcome To The Club
WTTM	Without Thinking Too Much
WTY	Waving To You
WU	What's Up?
WUF	Where Are You From?
WWW	World Wide Web
WWYL	When Will You Learn
WYF	Where Are You From?
WYGIWYAF	What You Get Is What You Asked For
WYGIWYG	What You Got Is What You Get
WYGIWYPF	What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYLABOCTGWTR	Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC	Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYMOWS	Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap!
WYP	What's Your Point?
WYSBANRTWYG	What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get
WYSBYGI	What You See Before You Get It
WYSIOSALLLWYMG	What You See Is Or Should At Least Look Like What You Might Get
WYSIWYD	What You See Is What You Deserve
WYSIWYG	What You See Is What You Get
WYSOH	Where's Your Sense Of Humor?
WYTTIWTK	What You Tell Them Is What They Know
WYTYSYDG	What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
XYL	Ex Young Lady
XYZ	Examine Your Zipper
Y	Why
Y2K	Year 2000
Y3	Yada Yada Yada
YAA	Yet Another Acronym
YABA	Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YABSA	Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
YAC	Are You Available To Chat?
YADS	Yet Another Dos Shell
YAFIYGI	You Asked For It, You Got It
YANETUT	You Are Not Expected To Understand This
YAOTM	Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAP	Yet Another Ploy
YBS	You'll Be Sorry
YBTMFML	You Belong To Me Forever My Love
YBYSA	You Bet Your Sweet @$$
YCDBWYCID	You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down!
YCLIU	You Can Look It Up
YD	Yesterday OR You're Dead
YFTR	Yust For That Reason
YG	Young Gentleman
YGLT	You're Gonna Love This
YGTBK	You've Got To Be Kidding
YGTBSM	You've Got To Be *&^%ting Me!
YGWYPF	You Get What You Pay For
YHBM	You Have Bin Mail
YHBT	You Have Been Trolled
YHBW	You Have Been Warned
YHGASP	You Have Got A Serious Problem
YHGASPL	You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad!
YHGMTPO	You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of
YHL	You Have Lost
YHM	You Have Mail
YHMOAU	You Have Messed One Acronym Up
YHTBT	You Had To Be There
YIB	Yeah, I'll Bet
YKIYEI	You Killed It, You Eat It
YKWIM	You Know What I Mean
YKYARW	You Know You're A Redneck When
YKYB	You Know You've Been
YKYBOTLW	You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When
YL	Young Lady
YM	You're Mean OR Young Man
YMMD	You Made My Day
YMMV	Your Mileage May Vary
YOYO	You're On Your Own
YR	Yeah Right
YS	You Suck
YSS	You Suck Severely
YTM	You The Man
YW	You're Welcome
YWHOL	Yelling "Woo Hoo" Out Loud
YWSYLS	You Win Some, You Lose Some
YYY	Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
ZA	Zero Administration